Apparently all the cool kids are running for President (Despite being an academic, nonhuman, and British respectively — not exactly a group that screams electable, or even “legally electable”), but I’m going to take a different tack and declare for National Zoning Czar. True, it doesn’t have the same aura of “President” — or exist (yet) — but if that Chicago anarchist gets elected, you can bet we’ll be on the express lane to becoming the United Soviet States and the position will open up, and then…
Suffice to say, you’d be surprised how many old scores the power of eminent domain can settle. So I graciously leave the white house to my fellow bloggers — I was going to zone it heavy industrial in any case.
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